*Terms of Use

Welcome to robertpassaretti.com — my personal blog, opinion dump, satire playground, personal & family photo album, and occasional art gallery.

By wandering onto this site, you agree to these terms. If you don’t agree… well, the back button is right there. No hard feelings.

1. This Is All Just My Stuff [Almost]

Everything here (words, opinions, jokes, artwork, designs, memes I made) belongs to me unless I say otherwise.

You can read it, laugh at it, or shake your head in disappointment, but please don’t copy, repost, or sell my original content without asking first. Fair use and linking back are usually cool.

2. Opinions, Satire & Humor Disclaimer
All opinions expressed here are mine (or whoever I’m quoting). They’re often exaggerated for comedic effect because that’s the point of satire.

This is not professional advice — not legal, medical, financial, relationship, or “how to adult” advice.

If something offends you, sorry (not sorry). Humor is subjective. Some posts are clearly marked as satire; others might sneak up on you.

Professional, Personal & Family stories and photos are shared with affection. If you’re in one and want it removed, please, just say the word.

3. Publicly Available Info & Fair Use
I often reference or link to news, podcasts, government websites, and other public sources. I don’t claim ownership of that stuff.

When I comment on, criticize, or parody existing works, I believe it falls under fair use for commentary, criticism, or satire. If you think I’ve crossed a line, let me know and we’ll talk like adults.

4. Google Analytics & Google Maps
I use Google Analytics to see how people use the site (totally anonymous stats, I swear) and Google Maps when embedding locations. These services collect their own data — check Google’s privacy policy for the full scoop.

5. No Guarantees
The site might have typos (I’m only human… mostly).

Links might break. Information might get outdated.

I’m not responsible if you try something dumb after reading one of my satirical posts.

Use the site at your own risk. No warranties, no liability for your hurt feelings or any actual damages (sorry, lawyer voice).

6. Comments & User Content
If comments are open, play nice. I can delete anything that’s spam, hateful, or just really not funny. By posting, you give me permission to keep your comment up (or take it down).

7. Links to Other Sites
I link to other places because the internet is connected. I’m not responsible for what happens over there — their rules, their privacy policies, their weird comment sections.

8. Changes
I might update these terms occasionally. Continued use of the site means you accept the new version. The date at the top is your clue.

9. Contact
Questions, complaints, or fan mail?

Email: admin@robertpassaretti.com

Thanks for stopping by. Read responsibly, laugh liberally, or conservatively and remember: most of this is just me messing around.