*Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy
Last Updated: April 8, 2026

Hey there, welcome to robertpassaretti.com — my personal corner of the internet filled with opinions, bad jokes, personal, professional and family photos that probably embarrass everyone involved, original artwork, and the occasional deep-dive into whatever rabbit hole the news or a podcast dragged me into.

I’m not a giant corporation, so I keep this privacy stuff pretty simple and honest.

Here’s the deal:
What Info I CollectStuff you give me: If you drop a comment, use the contact form, or sign up for anything (newsletter, etc.), I might see your name, email, and whatever witty remark you decided to share.

Automatic stuff: When you visit, my hosting and tools like Google Analytics and Google Maps quietly note things like your IP address, browser type, which pages you read, and how long you stuck around. Google Analytics helps me figure out if anyone actually reads my rants or if I’m just yelling into the void.

Cookies: Yeah, I use a few. Mostly for basic functionality and analytics. You can tell your browser to block them if you want — I won’t be offended (much).

I don’t sell your data. I don’t run creepy targeted ads. I’m just trying to see if my satire is landing or flopping.

How I Use Your Info
To keep the site running smoothly.
To reply to you if you reach out.
To stare at anonymous stats and wonder why that one post about “Taco Tuesday’s” gets all the traffic.
To make the site slightly less terrible over time.

Sharing Your Info
I don’t sell it. Ever.
I might share it only if:

A service like Google (Analytics/Maps) needs it to do their job (they have their own privacy rules — check Google’s privacy policy if you’re curious).
The law forces me to (court order, etc.).
To protect myself, my family, or the site from actual bad stuff.

Anything you post publicly (comments, etc.) is… well, public. So maybe don’t drop your Social Security number in the comments. Just saying.

The Content on This Site
This is my personal blog. It has:

My (sometimes ridiculous) opinions and satire
Personal life experiences and photo’s, Family stories and photos (posted with love and hopefully consent)
Original artwork, graphics and visual statements I made
Links, quotes, or summaries from public news, government sites, podcasts, and stuff anyone can find on the open web

Satire and humor are involved, so not everything is 100% serious. If you can’t handle a joke, this might not be the blog for you.

Kids
This site isn’t made for kids under 13. If somehow a little one ends up here and shares info, let me know and I’ll fix it.

Security
I do my best to keep things safe, but the internet is wild. No guarantees — same as every other site out there.

Your Choices
Want your comment deleted? Ask nicely.
Don’t like cookies? Block ’em in your browser.
Questions or want your data? Email me.

Changes to This Policy
I might update this page occasionally. The new date will be at the top. Keep visiting and you’re basically saying “yeah, I’m cool with the latest version.”

Contact Me
Got questions about privacy (or just want to tell me my jokes are terrible)?

Email: robert@robertpassaretti.com
Site: www.robertpassaretti.com

Thanks for reading this far. Most people skip straight to the funny posts.